Point to the place on the doll

That's about right

2009-07-28T22:47:00.000-07:00

Thanks Wiz

2009-07-28T18:50:00.000-07:00

www.peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com

Moral Injection

2009-07-05T23:31:00.000-07:00

Good Stuff

2009-07-05T14:00:00.000-07:00

2009-06-24T11:54:00.000-07:00

-"Yeah, Vassar was great, but I partied like it was Skidmore."

-"He's hungry, but he's not going to press the issue."

-"Cool and confident."

-"Let's just sit down and have a Jam sesssion."

-"He understands the severity of the situation and is cool with your reasons for doing it."

-"Hey pal, quit kicking the back of my chair."

,ALJ, TCR, WUTOM

2009-05-25T14:01:00.001-07:00

Future repressed memory

2009-05-04T14:28:00.000-07:00

Shakadoobie!!!

2009-02-15T23:43:00.000-08:00

Pornography

2009-01-08T18:22:00.000-08:00

Musicals-
-Orgy and Bess
-Madame Slutterfly
-Annie Get Your Cum
-Titty-Titty Bang Bang
-Pokelahoma
-Chokelahoma
-Pokeahomo
-CATS
-The Jizz
-The Schlong and I
-H.M.S. Pinawhore
-The Pound of Dude's Dick
-Finger Her On the Roof
-Le Jizzerabe
-Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Cock
-Hello Collie (animal action)
-Sleazy Christ Super Slut

Television-
-Bi-favorite Martian
-I Dream of Weenie
-Hot Carl's In Charge
-You Can't Screw That On Television
-Mr. Jizzard
-Father Blows Best
-Sperman's Head
-Blowing Pains
-The Dong Show
-G*A*S*H
-Wife Blows On
-Poonlighting
-Pre-cum In the Middle
-Touched By An Uncle
-Guyway To Humpin'
-Bonedanza
-Bleeding Rainbow
-The Wonder Queers
-8 Inches Is Enough (alt. Ate Jizzy Muff)
-Twin Pricks
-B.J. Hooker
-Everybody Loves Gay Men
-Remington Squeals
-Mantasy Guyland
-Pretty Cock Junction
-The Get-A-Long Gangbang
-The Hung and the Restless
Film-
-Reacharound the World in 80 Days
-Donkey Punch Drunk Love
-Guys White Nut (alt. Thighs Wide Shut)
-The Cockateer
-Top Cunt
-28 Gays Later
-Red Dong
-Felch
-Felch Lives
-The Curious Cock In Benjamin's Buttocks

Literature-
-Moby Dick, by Sperman Melville
-The Unbearable Tightness Of Ian
-1000 Years of Solid Dudes
-Golden Showers For Algernon
-BJ's Of Madison County
-Watersports Down
-Tale Of Two Titties

This list would not have been possible without the help from a handful of perverts, sexual deviants, Philipino bucket boys, cross-dressing American bears and hugable douchebags. They are: Ed, Mahjong, Ben, Jake, Jessica, Tony, James, Marah and Peter. Thanks to their selflessness we can all have a hearty chuckle at the images conjurred while reading this clever batch of titles.
If anyone actually reads this, feel free to contribute. The aninimity should help you let down your hair and get fucking nasty.

Thanks,
-Topaz Fabulon

White Dreads

2008-12-29T10:02:00.000-08:00

C'mon, really. Grind that beeswax into your wig of stinky breadsticks and tell us your hair does this naturally. If you're going to dismiss the benefits of bathing, a shaved head is a reasonable, responsible and low-maintenance way of being dirty. I'm sure they make a product in Maine or Vermont or some place that's sweat lodge friendly that would keep your hair from "naturally" dreading. You know, some type of soapish thing that will clean anything. I want you to use the same thing to brush your teeth that you use to lather your up your asshole. Why stop there? You can take care of plaque while you wax your Prius with the same shit. You missed a spot on your JAH 420 vanity plates. I like weed too, but do you have to take the same approach as the Irish on St. Patrick's day. "I'm so Jah that you have to see it to believe it." Believe me, when a cop sees those festering hairy baguettes cascading from underneath that toaster cozy on your head, it's not going to help when you are wearing custom, "Free Mumia" messenger bag with a blu-ray copy of "The Harder They Come" inside, and enough patchoulli to melt that new wax job right off of your fucking hybrid.
Thanks for listening, enjoy.

God, not just for crazy adults

2008-12-04T21:12:00.000-08:00

This kid has God all up in them guts.

Acapella baby-core.

Balls rolling

2008-11-30T16:49:00.000-08:00

Ernest Borgnine wasn't the only creepy fellow on the smash-hit-action-romp, AIRWOLF. No, the , seemingly dashing, Jan Michael Vincent, was quite the busy chap. He's apparently somewhat of a disappointment. I'm providing an abridged list of prior convictions to shed some light on what some of our beloved, beat-down by life, celebrities have been up to. Off-screen activities excite us all, especially when you get to see that the asshole who does shots of water, at the bar, while feeding some girl flammable levels of real alcohol is not so different from the jagoff flying a really fucking cool helicopter. Believe it or not, the quote in the second image, is a real quote. Top notch.

The Jan Michael Vincent (find out what it is, all you have to do is ask)

From good touch to bad touch, and back again

2008-11-17T15:02:00.000-08:00

This is the genesis of the unknown. Feelings may be hurt, boners may be induced, and government watch-lists may grow. Realize this, we're here to entertain ourselves. Be prepared to read about Jan Michael Vincent and Czechoslovakian Piggybanks.

-Ben