Balls rolling

Ernest Borgnine wasn't the only creepy fellow on the smash-hit-action-romp, AIRWOLF. No, the , seemingly dashing, Jan Michael Vincent, was quite the busy chap. He's apparently somewhat of a disappointment. I'm providing an abridged list of prior convictions to shed some light on what some of our beloved, beat-down by life, celebrities have been up to. Off-screen activities excite us all, especially when you get to see that the asshole who does shots of water, at the bar, while feeding some girl flammable levels of real alcohol is not so different from the jagoff flying a really fucking cool helicopter. Believe it or not, the quote in the second image, is a real quote. Top notch.


The Jan Michael Vincent (find out what it is, all you have to do is ask)

From good touch to bad touch, and back again

This is the genesis of the unknown.  Feelings may be hurt, boners may be induced, and government watch-lists may grow.  Realize this, we're here to entertain ourselves.  Be prepared to read about Jan Michael Vincent and Czechoslovakian Piggybanks.  

-Ben